They say all huge fortunes began with a huge crime. Fortunately, they haven’t discovered mine yet!

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It all begins with an idea. Seizing on the extraordinary number of mass shootings in America that left hundreds of unwanted properties in their wake, I created Murder House Realty. Because why tear down when you can just repaint?